The FIRST against the Wall

[philsmove]

What about people who live in Fenland (Cambridgeshire and Norfolk)

Care full I born there

Anyhow No use putting them against the wall there aren’t many- just ditches and Dykes

[skippy]

I'll dance with you anywhere you like
not sure if I'll make it to Chigwell at the weekend or not at the moment though - I was under the impression you were coming to the last round of the Jivemasters, but you never showed up...
prefer bike sheds to wall though

I woman after my own heart. bike sheds are great!!
and as for thumbs we would not get much done without them!!

and i never used them last time we danced TRAMPY.......

[under par]

I know people are taking this very seriously 'cos the maverick droppers are winning. I would save the first bullet for people who drive for hundreds of miles up the middle of the motorway without once changing lanes even when the left hand lane is empty.

You would have to try and beat me to it jivecat......EVIL people all of them!
especially MIDDLE LANE HOGGERS when the road ahead is empty..


I also would vote a bullet for all BIG ISSUE vendors.....BUT actually a better way would be for lots of bricks to thrown at BIG ISSUE sellers........................................... .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. ................. and if they survive the stoning the could build themselves a home with the remaining bricks

[Gordon J Pownall]

Care full I born there

Anyhow No use putting them against the wall there aren’t many- just ditches and Dykes

aaaarrr........ha ya gotta loight boiy...?

[Andy McGregor]

aaaarrr........ha ya gotta loight boiy...?

arrrr we rounding these light buoys to port?

[Gordon J Pownall]

arrrr we rounding these light buoys to port?

port.....???


oh...err....yes please - a small glass (after all, the sun is past the yardarm.....).......

G...

[Andy McGregor]

port.....???


oh...err....yes please - a small glass (after all, the sun is past the yardarm.....).......

G...

If you keep a small yardarm strapped to your gin bottle the sun goes past it as you pour

[Zebra Woman]

'Oi!! Water At The Mark You Boys, I Have An Overlap'

[Andy McGregor]

'Oi!! Water At The Mark You Boys, I Have An Overlap'

No water, you established your overlap inside two boat lengths of the mark!

And how did you know the boat I race is called Oi!?

[under par]

'Oi!! Water At The Mark You Boys, I Have An Overlap'

[Lynn]

OK - how about telesales calls for things you don't want (esp those prerecorded ones)? Very intrusive - more so than spamming. (Must get round to finding out how to get my number removed) Very few things really annoy me - but they really do!

[Andy McGregor]

OK - how about telesales calls for things you don't want (esp those prerecorded ones)? Very intrusive - more so than spamming. (Must get round to finding out how to get my number removed) Very few things really annoy me - but they really do!

You just go here and register

[Zebra Woman]

No water, you established your overlap inside two boat lengths of the mark!

And how did you know the boat I race is called Oi!?

Oi! I wouldn't have said I had one if it hadn't been established it at the two boat lengths circle - I'm not that knid of sailor. So are you letting me in?

Really you, helming? Waycool
My kinda boat
Really called 'Oi'?
That's just too amazing

You can pass me a glass port as I overtake you

[Andy McGregor]

Oi! I wouldn't have said I had one if it hadn't been established it at the two boat lengths circle - I'm not that knid of sailor. So are you letting me in?

You can pass me a glass port as I overtake you

Come on in, but no touching.

I'll pass the port to you as we go past on the beat.

Really you, helming?
My kinda boat

I'm usually bow or pit - but I'll helm if you do my job up front

Really called 'Oi'?
That's just too amazing

Follow the link and look down the pictures on the right hand side. Oi! is 4th to 6th picture from the top - the one with Oi! on the side in massive letters - but I'm not in that picture, there was a pretty girl in my place on the boat at this years Cowes week - good choice of replacement!

[drathzel]

people who phone and ask you to do surveys or try to sell you things

[Zebra Woman]

Come on in, but no touching.

Thank you kind sirs, I wouldn't dream of touching, we all know where that leads....

I'll pass the port to you as we go past on the beat.

I'll take it now if you don't mind while we're close. Ooooh! The whole bottle? Are you sure? You're very kind. Thanks....

See you at the windward mark..catch me if you can

I'm usually bow or pit - but I'll helm if you do my job up front

No no ! You stick to what you're good at Andy, I helm normally anyway. What's Gordy's job? Do tell...

[Andy McGregor]

What's Gordy's job? Do tell...

Gimp.

[Zebra Woman]

Excellent Is that Gimp with cabin boy duties?

I could do with a cabin boy over here

[Andy McGregor]

Excellent Is that Gimp with cabin boy duties?

Gimps aren't usually allowed in the cabin. They're kept in a sail bag with the mooring lines, fenders, spare sails, anchor, boat hook, etc, in the locker under the starboard side of the cockpit - although there is access through the heads if we need the services of a gimp when we're not racing

[jivecat]

OK - how about telesales calls for things you don't want (esp those prerecorded ones)? Very intrusive - more so than spamming. (Must get round to finding out how to get my number removed) Very few things really annoy me - but they really do!

They always call just as I'm rushing about trying to get ready to go out. Or when I'm just about to eat supper. But then there isn't really a convenient time for having your privacy invaded by the evil forces of capitalism, is there? I used to be really rude to them until I began to feel sorry for the operatives who are just trying to make an honest buck, especially the ones who are obviously in a call centre somewhere just outside Delhi.

Thanks Andy McG for the link. I did get my number taken off some time ago but they've gradually been creeping back in.

I've not encountered a pre-recorded one. Not much satisfaction to be gained in being rude to one of them! Do you think they've introduced them to protect their employees from nasty, rude people or are they just.... cheaper than employees?