Inuendo

[Gadget]

This thread has come with the BFG award nomination of "Best Use of Inuendo". Much as I love a good rumage, I am having a bit of trouble finding any sizeable specimins.

So here's a thread that may turn into a long one with the right stimulation. Let's just see what what pops up and if it keeps coming on top of the Recent Posts.

[Piglet]

This thread has come with the BFG award nomination of "Best Use of Inuendo". Much as I love a good rumage, I am having a bit of trouble finding any sizeable specimins.

So here's a thread that may turn into a long one with the right stimulation. Let's just see what what pops up and if it keeps coming on top of the Recent Posts.

I was going to try to be clever and reply something amazingly witty and inuendo-ish then read your post again and realised you'd beaten me to it!!

Keep it up!

[CJ]

You two!!!

God, what a pair!!

Nice of you to provide a nice short one Gadget, I'm really looking forward to seeing this grow into something impressive...

With piglet's deft touch, I'm sure we'll keep it up no problem... But for a long one, we're going to need a good push from Clive.

Any takers??

[drathzel]

Any takers??

depends on which way we're taking it!

[LMC]

I'm not sure I'm up to contributing to such filth - it's just too hard to swallow.

[CJ]

I'm not sure I'm up to contributing to such filth - it's just too hard to swallow.

So, if it is clean, you swallow no problem then?

[LMC]

I'm not sure how to take that CJ

".... filth, I'm glad to say, is in the mind of the beholder.
When correctly viewed, EVERYTHING is lewd,
I could tell you things about Peter Pan, or the Wizard of Oz - there's a dirty old man" (Tom Lehrer, "Smut")

[CJ]

I'm not sure how to take that CJ

Have a quiet word with ESG or KGD, I'm sure they'll show you... You'll find them in the Den.

[WittyBird]

I'm not sure I'm up to contributing to such filth - it's just too hard to swallow.

gargle its more impressive

[drathzel]

gargle its more impressive

also helps clear infections in your throat!

[CJ]

also helps clear infections in your throat!

Surely that's the penicillin which takes us back to it being filthy again

C'mon guys, keep it clean for goodness sake!!

[LMC]

C'mon guys, keep it clean for goodness sake!!

What, by licking it off?

[Lory]

C'mon guys, keep it clean for goodness sake!!

Any excuse for you to play in the bath!

[Dreadful Scathe]

Gadget normally goes for length - so why the quick one ? Many of the ladies are surely dissapointed, they have expectations of Gadgets proding insight that so far he has failed to deliver. Maybe if he came at it from a different angle? Come again Gadget?

[CJ]

Come again Gadget?

So soon?!!?

[Gadget]

Unless of course you like it filthy... but a good bit of elbow-wax and some brisk rubbing should have it coming up nicely.

{Edit}Well I normally prefer to come at it straight, but am always open to any suggestions of a better approach.
I keep getting complaints that I go on for too long, so I thought I would give everyone a chance to have a go.

[LMC]

Of course plenty of lubrication will be needed to prevent any soreness (of the elbow...)

[stewart38]

Gadget normally goes for length - so why the quick one ? Many of the ladies are surely dissapointed, they have expectations of Gadgets proding insight that so far he has failed to deliver. Maybe if he came at it from a different angle? Come again Gadget?

I think thats going way of line now , this different 'angle method' is missing the main focus of the debate.

Im not trying to be obtuse but do feel a more direct method is less open to mis interpretation. In fact if you are wide of the mark ,it can get messy

[CJ]

In fact if you are wide of the mark ,it can get messy

... and u don't want to end up in the *****...

[stewart38]

... and u don't want to end up in the *****...

Of course not have you seen the size of the bull !! ouch