applied with warm hands of course - cold hands can have an adverse affect I hearOriginally Posted by LMC
which is how to avoid tennis elbow or RSI and dont say you blokes get RSI from typing cos we all know differentOriginally Posted by LMC
applied with warm hands of course - cold hands can have an adverse affect I hearOriginally Posted by LMC
brng brng "It's Chris. I won't be in today, I have picked up some sort of infection from Janet. I can't stop ****ing, and, when I do, it is like ****ing acid."
brng brng "It's Janet. I won't be in today. I have a sore throat."
The ****** automatic bad ***** word hiding thingy on the forum is ***** *****. ****!
... he hinted.Originally Posted by Dreadful Scathe
Thats given me an idea for a new TV series - instead of C.S.I. Crime Scene Investigators we have...Originally Posted by wittybird
R.S.I. Rhythm Scene Investigators
Each week our team go to a different dance venue and use fancy science to criticise dancers and take them back to the lab for testing.
umm - ok its rubbish
Not like DS to hint like that; he normally presents it up-front.
It is a shame that some people just haven't got the subtalties yet - it's much nicer with a gentle touch.
And done slowly preferably in front of a real log fire whilst the rain batters down outdoors - on top of a thick sheepskin rug.Originally Posted by Gadget
Just got to be carefull of sparks from popping logs; they could melt the plastic. Keyboards aren't meant to stand up to such punishment.
Perhaps I should take it slower; my fingers tend to get a bit confused over which buttons to press. It can lead to all sorts of strange words being uttered,
Is this thread a one-off or is it a taste of things to come?
Well, Gadget has come back ever more impressive... His stature there for all to see..Originally Posted by Baruch
I've got a feeling that this thread could well leave a bad taste in our mouths..
which is a shame cos Drathzel hates mushrooms
No, she hates it when it mushrooms!!!!Originally Posted by Dreadful Scathe
Isn't that because it's a fungusOriginally Posted by Ceroc Jock
Who's Fun Gus? Is he worth being introduced to?Originally Posted by Groovy Dancer
Originally Posted by Ceroc Jock
Naah she said she hasn't got mushroom!
It also depends what kind of mushroom you mean. I mean, horse mushrooms might be popular, but nobody would want a stinkhorn. And as for shii take mushrooms, what perverted practices would they remind you of.....?
I'm sure that with a little work it would be big enough to accomodate... Although I'm told that she's having to get a smaller one soon: just too much to cram into such a tight space.Originally Posted by under par
Originally Posted by wittybird
RSI = Repetative Stroking Injury, get it with pets especially cats, there is nothing like stroking a pussy repeatedly, so I'm told!!!
Although an old dog enjoys a good stroking too!!
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