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    Re: Inuendo

    Quote Originally Posted by LMC
    Of course plenty of lubrication will be needed to prevent any soreness (of the elbow...)
    which is how to avoid tennis elbow or RSI and dont say you blokes get RSI from typing cos we all know different

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    Re: Inuendo

    Quote Originally Posted by LMC
    Of course plenty of lubrication will be needed to prevent any soreness (of the elbow...)
    applied with warm hands of course - cold hands can have an adverse affect I hear

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    brng brng "It's Chris. I won't be in today, I have picked up some sort of infection from Janet. I can't stop ****ing, and, when I do, it is like ****ing acid."

    brng brng "It's Janet. I won't be in today. I have a sore throat."

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    The ****** automatic bad ***** word hiding thingy on the forum is ***** *****. ****!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dreadful Scathe
    The ****** automatic bad ***** word hiding thingy on the forum is ***** *****. ****!
    ... he hinted.

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    Quote Originally Posted by wittybird
    which is how to avoid tennis elbow or RSI and dont say you blokes get RSI from typing cos we all know different
    Thats given me an idea for a new TV series - instead of C.S.I. Crime Scene Investigators we have...

    R.S.I. Rhythm Scene Investigators

    Each week our team go to a different dance venue and use fancy science to criticise dancers and take them back to the lab for testing.

    umm - ok its rubbish

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    Not like DS to hint like that; he normally presents it up-front.

    It is a shame that some people just haven't got the subtalties yet - it's much nicer with a gentle touch.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gadget
    ... it's much nicer with a gentle touch.
    And done slowly preferably in front of a real log fire whilst the rain batters down outdoors - on top of a thick sheepskin rug.

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    Just got to be carefull of sparks from popping logs; they could melt the plastic. Keyboards aren't meant to stand up to such punishment.

    Perhaps I should take it slower; my fingers tend to get a bit confused over which buttons to press. It can lead to all sorts of strange words being uttered,

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    Re: Inuendo

    Is this thread a one-off or is it a taste of things to come?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Baruch
    Is this thread a one-off or is it a taste of things to come?
    Well, Gadget has come back ever more impressive... His stature there for all to see..

    I've got a feeling that this thread could well leave a bad taste in our mouths..

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    Re: Inuendo

    which is a shame cos Drathzel hates mushrooms

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dreadful Scathe
    which is a shame cos Drathzel hates mushrooms
    No, she hates it when it mushrooms!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ceroc Jock
    No, she hates it when it mushrooms!!!!
    Isn't that because it's a fungus

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    Quote Originally Posted by Groovy Dancer
    Isn't that because it's a fungus
    Who's Fun Gus? Is he worth being introduced to?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ceroc Jock
    No, she hates it when it mushrooms!!!!

    Naah she said she hasn't got mushroom!

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    Re: Inuendo

    It also depends what kind of mushroom you mean. I mean, horse mushrooms might be popular, but nobody would want a stinkhorn. And as for shii take mushrooms, what perverted practices would they remind you of.....?

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    Re: Inuendo

    Quote Originally Posted by under par
    Naah she said she hasn't got mushroom!
    I'm sure that with a little work it would be big enough to accomodate... Although I'm told that she's having to get a smaller one soon: just too much to cram into such a tight space.

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    Re: Inuendo

    Quote Originally Posted by wittybird
    which is how to avoid tennis elbow or RSI and dont say you blokes get RSI from typing cos we all know different

    RSI = Repetative Stroking Injury, get it with pets especially cats, there is nothing like stroking a pussy repeatedly, so I'm told!!!

    Although an old dog enjoys a good stroking too!!

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