what irritates you on and off the dance floor

[bigdjiver]

...The next bit was ' so what time shall we leave ' ...

You now, me later?

[Trinity]

You now, me later?

How did you guess? Was it you?

[David Bailey]

Last week at one of my regular dance venues a chap suggested we have a chat while waiting to dance to the next record.

To my surprise, he said “Now would be a good opportunity for you to re-evaluate your life”. (Interesting, from a guy who barely knows me.)

I coughed and spluttered and told him that it wouldn’t be necessary.
“Perhaps you could improve your job.” “I love my job thanks.”
“Don’t you want to earn more money?” “Money doesn’t buy happiness.”
“Don’t you want to get married?” “Er, no.”

There would have been more but I had a sudden irresistible urge to get a drink/go to the loo/comb my hair/see a friend/check my make-up/change my shoes/make a phone call…

That's very creepy, it's like a "seduction by cult" technique or something..

[David Franklin]

That's very creepy, it's like a "seduction by cult" technique or something..

In fact, my first thought was "Was this at a gig where the Jive A*es were playing?"

[bigdjiver]

How did you guess? Was it you?

No, I am trying the "What good is 10 million dollars if you have a weak heart?" line suggested on this forum.

[WittyBird]

No, I am trying the "What good is 10 million dollars if you have a weak heart?" line suggested on this forum.

yawn

[David Bailey]

In fact, my first thought was "Was this at a gig where the Jive A*es were playing?"

Nah, he didn't offer a weird fingertip massage...

[Trinity]

Nah, he didn't offer a weird fingertip massage...

OOoh grumpy git

They are the nicest blokes you could ever wish for
I am a big fan

[David Bailey]

OOoh grumpy git

They are the nicest blokes you could ever wish for
I am a big fan

I'd best steer clear of your fingertips then.