I once went off on one at a North London organiser (I won't say which venue) for several reasons.
Firstly, it was absolutely packed...far too many people, so bad that I twice got tripped up and nearly broke my ankle, also, one of the taxi dancers absolutely stank of BO.
I gave it to her dead straight "That taxi dancer over there f*cking stinks to high heaven and you should say something to him as he is putting all the beginners off. It's also clear that you so greedy for cash that you are prepared to put people in danger rather than refuse entry, I've been trodden on three times and nearly broken my ankle".
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