Life seemed to be becoming very normal, serviing tea and tarts, thinking of buying a new property, it still seemed a bit strange that he was still sitting in red knickers and she in her black catsuit and gimp mask
Elected Mistress of the Word Game There are short cuts to happiness...and dancing is one of them - Vicki Baum
Jay Jay wrote:Life seemed to be becoming very normal, serviing tea and tarts, thinking of buying a new property, it still seemed a bit strange that he was still sitting in red knickers and she in her black catsuit and gimp mask
'All the more easy to wipe clean my dear' he said
Qoute from the gIrl at my work - 'Customers are entitled to their opinion, even if it's wrong '
jeanie wrote:'All the more easy to wipe clean my dear' he said
She grunted a short reply, because she was engrossed in a fetish book she had found in his bedside cabinet, It was filling her head with very impure thoughts indeed, such as....
Swinging bee wrote:She grunted a short reply, because she was engrossed in a fetish book she had found in his bedside cabinet, It was filling her head with very impure thoughts indeed, such as....
........having sex with a tree........is that really possible ? Well plenty of scope for that one on a pig farm in Wales. So that is number one on the list.....
Elected Mistress of the Word Game There are short cuts to happiness...and dancing is one of them - Vicki Baum
Jay Jay wrote:........having sex with a tree........is that really possible ? Well plenty of scope for that one on a pig farm in Wales. So that is number one on the list.....
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"That will add new meaning to the phrase; 'I love Yew' , she mused....
Swinging bee wrote:"
"That will add new meaning to the phrase; 'I love Yew' , she mused....
Let's hope it doesn't leave her feeling like a 'Weeping Willow' though........and then there is number two for the list sex 'al fresco', nothing wrong with that she thought might be a bit chilly will have to make it quite vigorous...
Elected Mistress of the Word Game There are short cuts to happiness...and dancing is one of them - Vicki Baum
Jay Jay wrote:Let's hope it doesn't leave her feeling like a 'Weeping Willow' though........and then there is number two for the list sex 'al fresco', nothing wrong with that she thought might be a bit chilly will have to make it quite vigorous...
"But if it's too cold he won't be able to rise to the occasion", she thought, "maybe the barn will be a more appropriate, but then there might be distractions, all those pigs and sheep ! Oh bother, why am I jealous of animals? They are no threat really, or are they?. I will have to..........
Swinging bee wrote:"But if it's too cold he won't be able to rise to the occasion", she thought, "maybe the barn will be a more appropriate, but then there might be distractions, all those pigs and sheep ! Oh bother, why am I jealous of animals? They are no threat really, or are they?. I will have to..........
do it up against the weeping willow instead, stand firm, hold on tight and hope the cold doesn't affect matters, she then realised..............
if you love the life you live then you'll get a lot more done
rubyred wrote:do it up against the weeping willow instead, stand firm, hold on tight and hope the cold doesn't affect matters, she then realised..............
...that if the animals were watching, that covered number three on the list, exhibitionism, so that killed two birds with one stone
Elected Mistress of the Word Game There are short cuts to happiness...and dancing is one of them - Vicki Baum
Jay Jay wrote:...........see had never seen such a big one...'Gosh, you could do damage with that!' she said....
"Yes," he said as he walked towards her with an evil grin on his face, "This is the best one I haver ever come accross, I just had to have it in my collection, would you like to see it in action ?"
With that he ........
Swinging bee wrote:"Yes," he said as he walked towards her with an evil grin on his face, "This is the best one I haver ever come accross, I just had to have it in my collection, would you like to see it in action ?"
With that he ........
...he amazed her with his technique, he was so good at this, obviously very skilled. She hadn't quite realised how adaptable it could be........
Elected Mistress of the Word Game There are short cuts to happiness...and dancing is one of them - Vicki Baum
Jay Jay wrote:...he amazed her with his technique, he was so good at this, obviously very skilled. She hadn't quite realised how adaptable it could be........
With all those good, good ,good vibrations, classic tune
Jay Jay wrote:...it definitely gave her the sweetest feeling(another good tune) , it just came so naturally to him...
Then suddenly, a catastrophic power failure returned her to a state of full awareness, what a time to have a ' Non Duracell ' moment !
She said to her husband who had a guilty look on his face.." What else have you got to surprise me with?"
" Aha I have just the thing......."
Swinging bee wrote:Then suddenly, a catastrophic power failure returned her to a state of full awareness, what a time to have a ' Non Duracell ' moment !
She said to her husband who had a guilty look on his face.." What else have you got to surprise me with?"
" Aha I have just the thing......."
....a candle is what we need first and foremost....I kept it from the convent...
Elected Mistress of the Word Game There are short cuts to happiness...and dancing is one of them - Vicki Baum
Jay Jay wrote:....a candle is what we need first and foremost....I kept it from the convent...
"Oh no you don't," she said, "What I want ,is the real thing ! and I want it NOW"
"That might be a bit of a problem" he replied. " You see I have run out of Viagra and........."
? Well plenty of scope for that one on a pig farm in Wales. So that is number one on the list.....
she thought, "maybe the barn will be a more appropriate, but then there might be distractions, all those pigs and sheep ! Oh bother, why am I jealous of animals? They are no threat really, or are they?. I will have to..........
she then realised..............
, it just came so naturally to him...