Ceroc Scotland Forum

Baruch wrote:Did you pay up?\

I offered but she's a lovely lady and wouldn't let me pay her.

Baruch wrote:My wife is a cow lover too, although her preference is for cuddly cows. Even our cushions are cows!

I have a few cuddly ones in my collection. Including a rather large one that sits at the end of my bed.

Dreadful Scathe wrote:Have you considered Hinduism ?

No - my personal "love" of cows mainly takes the form of eating bits of them cooked medium rare!

Baruch wrote:No - my personal "love" of cows mainly takes the form of eating bits of them cooked medium rare!

Thats "love" of a sort - I'm reminded of the "Restaurant at the end of the Universe"

"Go on, eat me"

Rhythm King wrote:So Witty, are you telling us that your daughter is twenty and you wanted to get in the fact that you speak Latin, but had used up your five "things"?

You got me Guvnor!!! LMFAO

Cruella wrote:Oh, so tempting!

Well done you babe *kiss*

People are too gulllabull :P

WittyBird wrote: People are too gulllabull :P

Gullible enough to believe I'm gay and my new boyfriend was called "Armstrong"... THAT kinda gullible???

About time that this was bumped again. There have been quite a few additions to the forum since April - tell us a bit more about yourselves.

5 things most people don't know about me;

1. i hate belly buttons (can't even touch my own never mind have someone near it).

2. i have recently been researching joining the police (might be time for a career change from teaching).

3. i managed to damage my hamstring in my sleep due to a bad dream.

4. i hate the feeling of seaweed between my toes on the beach.

5. the spellingof my cats name is mauli (instead of molly) she has stripes and reminds me of a tiger, and what do tigers do... maul (i)

...but is it neutered as your name suggests ?

bubblyblondenuter wrote:3. i managed to damage my hamstring in my sleep due to a bad dream.

I must remember that one!

I don't suppose anyone will believe me either, but it's worth a try...

Dreadful Scathe wrote:...but is it neutered as your name suggests ?

I have sorted the lovely lady's forum name, so she is now, officially, a "nutter".

Tiggerbabe wrote:I have sorted the lovely lady's forum name, so she is now, officially, a "nutter".

Kah! Spoil sport.

Dreadful Scathe wrote:...but is it neutered as your name suggests ?

as you can now see tigerbabe has added my extra t for nutter

bubblyblondenutter wrote:as you can now see tigerbabe has added my extra t for nutter

Not at the expense of her extra g, she didn't

Tiggerbabe wrote:Not at the expense of her extra g, she didn't

sorry x

Ok, here goes...

1. I chewed the fat with the Queen for about fifteen minutes last year
2. When I was only days old I broke my left femur due to a nurse dropping me on the ground. I was strung up like a ham for weeks after it but have strong thighs as a result!
3. I find it really difficult not to laugh when I see someone fall over
4. I have a bizarre surname that only a handful of people can pronounce properly
5. I have an amazing short-term memory, the long term one isn't so good though

Time to bump this thread again, I think. There must be plenty of new joinees since Dec 2009 ?